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stink muffin 

an extremely stanky vagina; caused by cheesedoodling.
Melissa has a fuckin stink muffin.
stink muffin by dickmeister October 14, 2007

stink muffin 

Someone who fucking stinks but smells heavenly at the same time.
“My funky little stink muffin, you so stinky.”

“I literally just took a shower man.”
stink muffin by yoyo +++ October 21, 2022

stank muffin 

you farted in that muffin, which made it into a stank muffin!
stank muffin by CRAPMUFFIN November 16, 2003

Stick It In a Muffin  

Stick it in a muffin (also phrased "place it in a muffin") basically means shut up, stop, yeild, do not continue...
Brittany: "Hey did I tell you about my date with Brad?!"
Lucille: "About a million times. Please, stop talking about Brad."
Brittany: "So, we went out to the movies, and-"
Lucille: "Gosh, Brittany, STICK IT IN A MUFFIN ALREADY!"

Stankmuffin 

A smelly vagina having an odor intoxicating like that of a muffin out of the oven.
-Jack: Dude I want her stank muffin!

-Shaun: Ewww bruh wtf. That stankmuffin isn't safe. Probably got a yeast infection!

-Jack: Yeah your probably right, I just love me a stankmuffin so much!
Stankmuffin by Kaptain asshat August 30, 2016

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026