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sticky poop 

The type of poop that isn't able to be removed from your rear easily. It lasts forever and takes an extensive amout of toilet paper to remove. Thus deeming it sticky in nature. It "sticks" around.
I used all the toilet paper on account of my sticky poop
sticky poop by Eithwaz April 22, 2014
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Sticky Poop

The poop that sticks to the side of the toilet bowl. The stuff that doesn’t flush right away or requires toilet bowl brushing to clean off.
Hey Menard, what the hell did you eat last night!? Your dump left sticky poop on the sides of the bowl. Why don’t you scrub the bowl after you use it?

stinky poop face

A nickname for somebody that you dislike. Shortened to SPF, also manages to create little SPFs with whomever he pleases. Has a tendency to eat his young.
Man, that guy just ate his baby! What a stinky poop face!

Glue stick Poop 

The kind of poop that requires seemingly endless wipes, much like a glue stick doesn't run out.
Dude, I just had the worst glue stick poop, I had to wipe like 23 times.
Glue stick Poop by Accrued June 17, 2010

doodoo stinky poop butt 

uh oh stinky poop funny

person: is that a monkey
monkey: uh oh stinky poop funny

person: (dies of the funny)

poop stick 

a stick you use to break up shit, when you know that the crap you just took is going to clog the toilet
i need to find my poop stick, i don't wanna clog my toilet.
poop stick by vheissu417 January 13, 2009
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