sticky end 

1) completing a masturbation session
2) what a male ends up with during & after unprotected intercourse

1) "With masturbation I always cum to a sticky end"
2) "Me and my girl had bareback, and I ended up with a sticky end" - (getting your dick wet)

sticky end by Soccerchk September 10, 2013

shit end of the stick 

1. Chronic misfortune, or constant back luck

2. Having the worst possible outcome in a given situation

Joe constantly gets the shit end of the stick. He always has bad luck.

shit end of the stick by Krautings October 13, 2008

shit end of the stick 

In days of old, before toilet paper and the Sears Roebuck catalog, a stick was used to wipe your rear clean in the outhouse. You had to be sure you grabbed the clean end of the stick, and not the shit end.

It was dark, and my dirty hand showed I had grabbed the shit end of the stick.

shit end of the stick by arikgoldstein May 14, 2015

short end of the stick 

to get the short end of the stick is to suffer the bad effects of a situation.

Good Samaritan laws exist so that people who have a desire to help don't wind up getting the short end of the stick.

I really suck at writing about myself, so in application processes that require personal statements, I really get the short end of the stick.

short end of the stick by ssnickerer August 1, 2008

shitty end of the stick

Phrase used to describe bad luck or victimization.

They were reorganizing our department and I got the shitty end of the stick.

shitty end of the stick by The Demon Prince October 16, 2006

bitch end of the stick 

Noun
When you get screwed, Usally applyed to situations in which there are two options and you get the shitter of the two.

Why do I get bitch end of the stick?

bitch end of the stick by Diemert July 20, 2008

Long end of the stick 

Too see a positive or favorable outcome from a situation that could have been really shity!

The rubber busted but she didnt get pregnant.. I got the long end of the stick!

Long end of the stick by 432Cherries December 8, 2019