sticky bollocks 

When your scrotum sticks to the sides of your legs because there is a small amount of moisture.

Wow sitting in the car so long has given me really bad sticky bollocks.

sticky bollocks by jewbrew69 February 19, 2011

Mango Sticky Bollocks 

The phrase to describe a excessively sweaty and sticky scrotum on a particularly hot and humid day. In reference to Mango Sticky Rice as Thailand has the perfect climate conditions to cause this sensation in the testicular region.

"How you are coping with the heat today?"

"Not great, I'm really sweaty and have an awful case of the mangies"

"mangies?"

"Yeah, you know, mango sticky bollocks"

"Oh right yeah, me too"

Mango Sticky Bollocks by anonymous April 13, 2024

Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy donkey BOLLOCKS! 

The clue's in the name...
Said when someone/thing gets you really, REALLY irate. And any other words can be included, preferably as foul as possible.

Claire - Have you handed in that assignment yet?
Emma - aaaaghghghghh big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy donkey bollocks!!!

Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy donkey BOLLOCKS! by Josh (who will curse the day he met us..) June 18, 2005

Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy, wrinkled, moist DONKEY BOLLOCKS!

One day, with a spilitting headache and a 9am lecture, this wonderful phrase came to life.
yelling it just feels so right...
Meaning: its fairly obvious one would have thought

thinking back on a disastrous night out with wayyyyyy too much lambrini (you can tell we're students)you hear the early morning yell "Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy, wrinkled, moist DONKEY BOLLOCKS!"

Big, hairy, smelly, sticky, slimy, wrinkled, moist DONKEY BOLLOCKS! by We hate Josh (who will curse the day he met us..) February 18, 2005

stickybollocks 

balls that are sticky

sometimes covered in honey

and sometimes a prick

oh look st him he’s a stickybollocks

stickybollocks by anonymous April 30, 2022