sticky bacon 

having eggs and bacon for breakfast and realizing that you didn't eat a strip of bacon but an adhesive bandage, hence the name "sticky bacon".

random bacon
1)carl:i want some bacon for breakfast
peggy: theres already some made
carl: wow! random bacon
2)carl: wow some bacon fell into my lap that sure is some random bacon

sticky bacon by shish 101 April 4, 2005

stinky bacon 

when your banging a chick and you insert freshly cooked bacon into her anus causing exciting stinging feeling. (because of the hot jumping grease) this can also be used as revenge on a man who has told you to get back in the kitchen, also put into his anus.

dude did you "stinky bacon" her with all that left over meat?

stinky bacon by the money maker is in my pants October 20, 2010

My StIcK iS bEtTeR tHaN bAcOn 

Basically nicholas' life story

Nicholas: this is my life story:
My StIcK iS bEtTeR tHaN bAcOn

My StIcK iS bEtTeR tHaN bAcOn by PPratty February 23, 2020

stinky badone

A dog named Moose. A.K.A @Moosterjuice on Instagram.

“Oh Moose, you’re such a stinky badone”

stinky badone by Junior B’Gooñer April 8, 2019