On This day April 19th it is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day. Every year on this day only you are encouraged to Stick it where the sun don't shine and yell out a big "Oh yeah!" in your best porn star voice.
Any of the fab five are prospects, but suspect would be the guilty finger who forced entry into the walls of a genital only to make out with an odorous stink finger..ooh wee
Jerry and Larry were cruisingthe boulevard on a Friday night and they were so into exchanging sniffs from eacother's stink finger from their dates that night that they ran a red light and didn't even realize they did.