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steve jones 

fantastic guitarist for punk band the Sex Pistols.
Wow, Steve Jones' guitar solo was amazing!

Steve Jones 

Former gameshow host now on talksport graveyard shift.He helps you get to sleep.
II used to do the Pyramid Game
Steve Jones by James H Reeve July 23, 2004

Steve bino/lee jones

Fat fucking retards that are attracted to kids. They are usually called a “nonce”
Steve bino/lee jones is a nonce

Steven Jones 

A person who wants to re-experience 9/11.
Person 1: Have you seen Steven Jones anywhere?

Person 2: Last time I saw him he was boarding a plane.
Steven Jones by #AlwaysRemember November 7, 2023

Steven Jones 

Steven Jones is a man with a really thick Welsh accent and a mad hairy beard which can turn any man gay then but then back to being straight since the kiddy fiddler is behind them.

Steven's most iconic lines is "WHO'S COATS THAT JACKET" and "GET OUT THE CANTEEN"
Some Peasant : OI, sir can we do a practical today?
Steven Jones : OI CUNT SHUT IT, now back to evolution.
Some other Peasant : THAT'S FALSE GOD AND FLAT EARTH IT'S ALL CONNECTED!!!!
Steven Jones by Wagwan Whitmore September 27, 2018

Jacob Steven jones 

If you have this name you are a total dxck bouncer you are the person to shout slay
Me: Is that jacob Steven Jones

Someone else:swear he's queer
Jacob Steven jones by Jacobjonestrash September 20, 2023
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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