steve hawkings
steve hawkings by Shady July 7, 2004
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Steven Hawkings soup eater
A person who eats soup and dribbles it all down their shirt and, despite this, outright refuses to use a straw.
Oh dear, Gary is in 'Steven Hawkings soup eater' mode again, dribbling tomato soup all down his tee shirt.
Steven Hawkings soup eater by Terence Dactyl July 5, 2014
Steven Hawking
Steven Hawking by faglad May 13, 2018
Steven Hawkins
A common, and stupid, misspelling of the name Steven Hawking, the famous British physicist with ALS.
Guy1: "Steven Hawkins is very well known for his discovery and development of the theory of Hawking radiation"
Guy2: "But lol, why did he call it Hawking radiation if his name is Hawkins?"
Guy3: "I don't know I guess he must somehow be a dumbass despite being a huge genius. Certainly we couldn't be pronouncing and spelling his name wrong... no, that would be impossible"
A Steven Hawkins dance is one where crippled guys take the initiative in asking girls to dance, in a strange and liberating role reversal
Guy2: "But lol, why did he call it Hawking radiation if his name is Hawkins?"
Guy3: "I don't know I guess he must somehow be a dumbass despite being a huge genius. Certainly we couldn't be pronouncing and spelling his name wrong... no, that would be impossible"
A Steven Hawkins dance is one where crippled guys take the initiative in asking girls to dance, in a strange and liberating role reversal
Steven Hawkins by wagdar March 31, 2009
steven hawking jr
When you stick a keyboard in the girls rectum whilst she is bent over a wheelchair deep throating a mouse.
steven hawking jr by Faget33 July 11, 2016
Steven Hawking Nut
When you have such a powerful nut that you're whole body looses feeling and you look like Steven Hawking while making the loudest groan as if you soul has left your body.
Dude- Hey, are you ok? Your face is messed up.
Other Dude- Yeah, I just experienced a Steven Hawking Nut while me and my "mate" were messing around, and half of my face got permanently paralyzed.
Dude- Oh man, that.....is AWESOME!
Other Dude- Yeah, I just experienced a Steven Hawking Nut while me and my "mate" were messing around, and half of my face got permanently paralyzed.
Dude- Oh man, that.....is AWESOME!
Steven Hawking Nut by M0/\/ty December 4, 2017
Steven Hawking
To have sex with the assist of an electrical wheelchair or other mobile-assistance. Can be done with or without speaking in monotone.
Kid 1-"Dude I just walked in on my grandparents pulling a Steven Hawking."
Kid 2- "That's gross dude, are you sure it wasn't just the bed squeaking?"
Kid 1- "It was more of a buzzing..."
Kid 2- "That's gross dude, are you sure it wasn't just the bed squeaking?"
Kid 1- "It was more of a buzzing..."
Steven Hawking by ShadoWolf150 June 20, 2011