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sternsman 

1. The man who steers from the back of the boat.

2. One who is receptive of engaging in the pursuit of the “back door”. Man or woman or non-binary.
1. The sternsman in the 90-miler aka ‘The Adirondack Canoe Classic’ is critical to the trajectory of the boat.

2. She winked her balloon knot at me whilst begging that I take my time before entering.
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Somebody who is way to big for their age, only wears St.Gregorys apparel that are 3 sizes too small. Someone who is attracted to goths but is afraid to admit it, also completely overuses the word fuck. Someone who believes they could take anyone, man, woman, child,demi-god, immortal, anything. Somebody who claims to be hard, but falls asleep to watching joey tribiani in friends. Claims to be a heavy drinker, but pukes after 6 beers.
I was hanging out with my buddy Ben, I though he was really cool but he turned out to be a steinaman.
steinaman by bromen January 11, 2008

steinman 

1.Did you see that Steinman?
steinman by Penetrator69304 October 8, 2013

sternomasturbatiod 

A variation of flirtationship.
The clear evidence of sex being linked, and fired by the mind!
The combination of "sternomastoid" (a muscle in the neck) "Sterno" (canned heat)
& masturbation or one who does it ("iod", as opposed to "ter")!
"Light a Can of Playboy Sterno under that boy! He's on fire with a sternomasturbatiod passion!"
sternomasturbatiod by /Duchamp August 19, 2008

Steinmann 

He is a guy who has cop hair and the type of cop hair that you are certain to get a ticket from. He is really douchy and is a bit of an asshole.
Omg it's a Steinmann my day is ruined!
Steinmann by Hungfushuey December 11, 2016
The sterooman lost his straw house.
sterooman by Rip rhett January 26, 2017

Sternalanche 

Sternalanche is word made by Morris he uses it when he's in a john state
so say you see your ex in person and your walking with a friend you say sternalanche wtf
Sternalanche by shemarmorris October 23, 2022