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Somebody who is way to big for their age, only wears St.Gregorys apparel that are 3 sizes too small. Someone who is attracted to goths but is afraid to admit it, also completely overuses the word fuck. Someone who believes they could take anyone, man, woman, child,demi-god, immortal, anything. Somebody who claims to be hard, but falls asleep to watching joey tribiani in friends. Claims to be a heavy drinker, but pukes after 6 beers.
I was hanging out with my buddy Ben, I though he was really cool but he turned out to be a steinaman.
steinaman by bromen January 11, 2008

steinman 

A beutiful girl usually with blonde hair.
1.Did you see that Steinman?
steinman by Penetrator69304 October 8, 2013

sternomasturbatiod 

A variation of flirtationship.
The clear evidence of sex being linked, and fired by the mind!
The combination of "sternomastoid" (a muscle in the neck) "Sterno" (canned heat)
& masturbation or one who does it ("iod", as opposed to "ter")!
"Light a Can of Playboy Sterno under that boy! He's on fire with a sternomasturbatiod passion!"
sternomasturbatiod by /Duchamp August 19, 2008

Steinmann 

He is a guy who has cop hair and the type of cop hair that you are certain to get a ticket from. He is really douchy and is a bit of an asshole.
Omg it's a Steinmann my day is ruined!
Steinmann by Hungfushuey December 11, 2016
A straw man.
The sterooman lost his straw house.
sterooman by Rip rhett January 26, 2017

Sternalanche 

Sternalanche is word made by Morris he uses it when he's in a john state
so say you see your ex in person and your walking with a friend you say sternalanche wtf
Sternalanche by shemarmorris October 23, 2022
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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