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steel joy ride

The act of sitting on a dildo made of pure steel(minimum 2 feet long), while thrusting and yelling "I'm gonna live forever", all while listening to like a virgin by Madonna, and coated from head to toe in organic, local skim milk.
Hey Xander, I just had the dankest steel joy ride east of the Mississippi brother!
by phantom hawk train February 22, 2019
mugGet the steel joy ridemug.

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