steamed tea 

Teabagging someone and performing a Cleveland Steamer at the same time.

I brewed some steamed tea on Donna, then told the bitch to go make me a sandwich.

steamed tea by Fru Munda December 8, 2007

Tea steamer 

When you masturbate so fast and feverishly that your penis lights on fire and you run in to a british persons house and dump their pot of tea all over your cock to get the fire out but it makes it worse so you get hurt and shit all over their dinner and then one of the british guards who never moves run into the house and say, "By george, give me some fooking tea and crumpets before I make fish and chips out of your arse!" Then you shit all over the guards hat and it looks like a furry shitty beaver! Then you use it as a dildo and stick in the british women's vagina that cooked the dinner. And she screams, "Bloody Hell you shtupid wanker" then to make a funny you say "I like your fucking couch!" and then shit on it and walk out!

Have you ever made one of those british gaurds move! yeah I sure have I did a tea steamer!

Tea steamer by Greg Van Gastel Stinkenstein May 13, 2006

Cleveland Steamer with reverse teabag 

The act of deficating on your partners chest during sex and then dragging your testicles across thier face as you dismount them in reverse direction.

" I tell ya fred the way I dragged my balls across her face after I gave her that cleveland steamer was artwork"

Cleveland Steamer with reverse teabag by Staticman May 18, 2005

teamer steamer 

to drop fecal matter into a public toilet in sucession by multiple people so that the janitor has to scoop it out by hand because there is so much shit

Because of the teamer steamer, my mom had a fun time using her garden gloves scooping it out.

teamer steamer by Joe Oompaloompa December 9, 2008