When you masturbate so fast and feverishly that your penis lights on fire and you run in to a british persons house and dump their pot of tea all over your cock to get the fire out but it makes it worse so you get hurt and shit all over their dinner and then one of the british guards who never moves run into the house and say, "By george, give me some fooking tea and crumpets before I make fish and chips out of your arse!" Then you shit all over the guards hat and it looks like a furry shitty beaver! Then you use it as a dildo and stick in the british women'svagina that cooked the dinner. And she screams, "Bloody Hell you shtupid wanker" then to make a funny you say "I like your fucking couch!" and then shit on it and walk out!
Have you ever made one of those british gaurds move! yeah I sure have I did a teasteamer!
to drop fecal matter into a public toilet in sucession by multiple people so that the janitor has to scoop it out by hand because there is so much shit
Because of the teamer steamer, my mom had a fun time using her garden gloves scooping it out.
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.