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Steam Dog 

The art of rubbing one out, masturbating, having a pull in the shower. The heated shower water creates an eerie mist (steam) hence creating a perfect camouflage for the act.

This widely used work has been derived from the saying "to blow some steam" - Steam Dog takes this saying to a new level.
My mum caught me having a steam dog.

a Steam Dog is the perfect way to get lost in the moment, like imaging yourself on the set of ghost.
Steam Dog by noodleluca February 23, 2011
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steamdogger 

A sexual act that needs no definition, and has been both pleasurable and a source of pride for the recipient; the hearer of the term likely is not sure of its meaning, yet feigns comprehension lest he look sexually inexperienced
Dude, she gave me a steamdogger!

Steamdork 

One who dresses in the style of Steampunk. Gawdy gadgets, goggles, and all with no apparent real use for any of them.
Bwahahaha! Look at that Steamdork. What a doofus!
Steamdork by GammaRay27 April 1, 2009
A game in which you soak a log in water, stick it in a fire, and see which will sizzle the longest. Also, when played in New Zealand, an attempt is made to burn the opponent with ones own log.
Yoo, lets build a fire and ill play some steamlog mannn.
steamlog by steamlog May 17, 2010

Steam Dog 

When your sexual partner farts on your finger while it is in their anus.
Dude, my girlfriend gave me a steam dog last night and I still can't get the smell off of my finger.
Steam Dog by Yoshi P. August 15, 2010

Steamdoku 

The act of buying games on Steam that you will never play just because they were cheap
The word was probably coined by a fat weeb called Ronnie who's obsessed with Japanese culture
"The valve collection seems pretty cheap, but I don't want to commit Steamdoku"
Steamdoku by _Pato_ August 13, 2018
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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