steamdog

The term given to the act describing fellatio while wearing a condom. (noun) It is derived from the theoretical accumulation of steam inside the condom while a blowjob is being administered by a warm mouth.

I thought we were going to have sex, so I put on a raincoat and then she started giving me a steamdog instead.

by NaderRalph August 25, 2010

Steam Dog

The art of rubbing one out, masturbating, having a pull in the shower. The heated shower water creates an eerie mist (steam) hence creating a perfect camouflage for the act.

This widely used work has been derived from the saying "to blow some steam" - Steam Dog takes this saying to a new level.

My mum caught me having a steam dog.

a Steam Dog is the perfect way to get lost in the moment, like imaging yourself on the set of ghost.

by noodleluca February 23, 2011

steamdogger

A sexual act that needs no definition, and has been both pleasurable and a source of pride for the recipient; the hearer of the term likely is not sure of its meaning, yet feigns comprehension lest he look sexually inexperienced

Dude, she gave me a steamdogger!

by Edmund Unceworthy June 11, 2006

Steamdork

One who dresses in the style of Steampunk. Gawdy gadgets, goggles, and all with no apparent real use for any of them.

Bwahahaha! Look at that Steamdork. What a doofus!

by GammaRay27 April 1, 2009

steamlog

A game in which you soak a log in water, stick it in a fire, and see which will sizzle the longest. Also, when played in New Zealand, an attempt is made to burn the opponent with ones own log.

Yoo, lets build a fire and ill play some steamlog mannn.

by steamlog May 17, 2010

Steam Dog

When your sexual partner farts on your finger while it is in their anus.

Dude, my girlfriend gave me a steam dog last night and I still can't get the smell off of my finger.

by Yoshi P. August 15, 2010

Steamdoku

The act of buying games on Steam that you will never play just because they were cheap
The word was probably coined by a fat weeb called Ronnie who's obsessed with Japanese culture

"The valve collection seems pretty cheap, but I don't want to commit Steamdoku"

by _Pato_ August 13, 2018