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shave off 

To disregard something or not do it. To ignore a situation or person.

Definition by: M Long / T Holmes.
1 - "I shaved off my meeting this morning."
2 - "I shaved off my morning jog to sleep in."
3 - "When she arrived, she talked with him, but shaved off his girlfriend."
4 - "To shave off people is not polite."
shave off by lrlizribeiro May 25, 2017

Post Jerk-off State (PJS) 

The tiring & euphoric state reached after male orgasm from masturbation.
My mind was racing and I couldn't sleep last night. "Yadda yadda yadda" some Post Jerk-off State (PJS) put me out like a light.

I fell into a crazy PJS and passed out hard.
Post Jerk-off State (PJS) by CMR430 February 12, 2010

Booed Off Stage 

Dude, did you see that video where Nickelback got booed off stage?
Of course, who hasnt?

Fuck Off Steve 

Is said when one is upset or disturbed deeply..
Shaun: Dave..your girlfriend is HOT!
Dave: FUCK OFF STEVE
Fuck Off Steve by DaveyOldNavy January 23, 2009

Turns off Stove 

This phrase is used when one is so attracted to someone else that they would give up food for them.
Boy 1: Holy shizzle she's lookin fine.
Boy 2: Get some.
*eye contact*
Boy 1 & 2: Turns off stove

Girl 1: He. Just. Took. Off. His. Shirt.
Girl 2: Turns off stove

Get the hell off my stage 

Steve Wilkos' catchphrase on his own show - The Steve Wilkos show.

Also an exclamation of disbelief.
Dick: Yo, Kenny, I fucked your bitch in the bathroom last night while you was asleep, dog.
Kenny: Get the hell off my stage with that bullshit.
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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