status stalker 

Someone who only reads your facebook status updates or tweets, but doesn't actually reach out and talk to you.

When I met Jimmy in real life, the first thing he mentioned was something I tweeted about. He's such a status stalker, why doesn't he just send me a message or something??

status stalker by Philosophistry March 6, 2010

status stalker 

on Facebook, one who frequently comments the statuses of random people and/or presses the "like" button

athena: omg that creeper just pressed the like button on my status!
ariel: yeah like who IS he?
jackie: i dont even know, he just presses the like button on EVERYONE'S status!
audrey: hes SUCH a status stalker!

status stalker by JACKIEISC0R3 March 28, 2009

status stalker 

An individual who obsessively "likes" and comments on the Facebook statuses of certain members of their friendslist, no matter how mundane or lame the status update might be. They often employ empty flattery or praise, smiley emoticons, and weak jokes, all in an effort to curry favor with the other person--or, in the case of male status stalkers, as an attempt to get into a girl's pants.

Will's become a status stalker in a powerfully lame attempt to score some tail.

status stalker by sappyscurry May 14, 2010

status stalker 

To stalk someones status posted on a famous site i.e twitter facebook or myspace..

hay dude have you seen that status posted of statusstalker.com

status stalker

status stalker by gawdz November 22, 2009

Status Stalker 

A manager or coworker at a work from home job who constantly spies on your status in teams, Slack, or other company messaging app.

The status stalker typically doesn’t have enough work to do on their own. So they spend their time seeing what others are doing and mentally tracking how active or inactive other employees are, rather than the task at hand.

The status stalker will ping you right when your status shows as away. Never mind breaks or lunches, they’ll always come at you with some trivial ask as soon as you step away.

It is a form of micro management and busy body behavior. Typically seen in toxic management or brown nosers.

The status stalker even acts on nights, weekends, and holidays. They love to send pings or emails in these off hours or subtly mention they were working on the weekend or holiday in a team meeting.

This is because they have no life outside of work and hope to bring the rest of the coworkers down with them.

Man I hate my new boss she’s such a status stalker. I step out for my lunch break and every time she’s pinging me about some bs that doesn’t matter.

Status Stalker by Apairadeez March 21, 2025

Stalker Status 

Noun/Adjective: One of the status words pointing out or describing a weird, unoridinary, or stalkerish person.
2: someone watching you for no reason, mainly from afar.

S.S: Yeah, I was at the grocery store and saw you buy those new boxers.

Me: Yo, stalker status! *backs away*

Stalker Status by CJ Fizz May 16, 2008

StatuStalker

The annoying facebook window within the facebook window on the top-right alerting you of statuses that are simultaneously showing on your main screen.

Your mind: "Oh look, my ex just got engaged. How nice!"

Your 2nd personality: "Oh look, the StatuStalker just rubbed it in a little more. Thanks for instant depression!"

StatuStalker by Meesohonee September 29, 2011