statue dick 

The state of a man's penis in which it mimics the penis commonly attributed to Greek or Roman statues.

Dude, Mikey got pantsed yesterday at the party. He had total statue dick. So embarassing.

statue dick by Jeffrey Richards March 19, 2017

State Dick 

State patrol officers

Guy #1: Dude I got pulled over by a state patrol officer.

Guy #2: Ahhh man, gotta hate those state dicks!

State Dick by heyhaileylee October 8, 2011

Empire State Dick 

Having incredible confidence reasoned by financial or career success.

1) yo man ever since the promotion, I've grown that empire state dick.
2) Wow, the way he walks and talks screams "Empire State Dick"
3) Holy shit i just feel like I've got that Empire State Dick energy lately

Empire State Dick by theTwins68 March 25, 2020

Big dick status 

A penis when erect that is longer than 5.16 inches

I’m looking for a man with big dick status not your little Vienna sasuage put that thing away!

Big dick status by Test Her limit bruh October 24, 2020