statue dick

The state of a man's penis in which it mimics the penis commonly attributed to Greek or Roman statues.

Dude, Mikey got pantsed yesterday at the party. He had total statue dick. So embarassing.

by Jeffrey Richards March 19, 2017

Big dick status

A penis when erect that is longer than 5.16 inches

I’m looking for a man with big dick status not your little Vienna sasuage put that thing away!

by Test Her limit bruh October 24, 2020