Statie

A Boston slang term for a State Trooper.

Some statie pulled me over last night... He was a wicked asshole.

by JaJaJaJade June 30, 2006

statie

dirty state school kids, generally like rugby league and come from shit suburbs.

the guy that will be doing the rubbish run in 2-3 years.

the chick that will be cleaning up the spilt cat food in aisle 7.

look at that statie chick in her wu-tang pants with three kids hanging of her hair and needles falling out of her pockets. is that dried semen on her leg.... why i believe it is...

''i'd tap that...... psyche.''
''dude you'd catch leprosy''

by muffles pants shire September 4, 2007

statie

A cop that is employed by the state; they only patrol the roads, and enforce traffic safety. Some staties are caring and are 'team players'. The other staties just want to act like egotistical pricks instead of acting proffesional, by acting like king shit hollywood cops, unlike real cops who keep the 'real' criminals off the streets.

"Engine 5 off at that MVC, we've got a statie trying to pull an injured woman out of that mini van, get a hold of his supervisor and tell him to get the hell away from the car before someone gets hurt."

by DKbikes November 14, 2007

Statie

Slang for an individual who went to a state school.

Jake is so poor, I think he's a statie

by Oxford Dictionary 123 October 9, 2022

Statie

A slang term for a member of a state defense force (SDF). Often used endearingly by SDF members, and derogatorily by national guard (NG) members.

Civilian: "So I heard you're in the national guard?"

SDF Member: "No, I'm a statie."

NG Member: "Ha, stupid statie."

by That_One_Statie January 19, 2025

bagged by a statie

a massachusetts term for someone who was stopped by a state police officer on a highway or other road

"did you hear about that guy who got bagged by a statie on 495?"

by egirl9998 December 18, 2018

Static Cruising

To enjoy the company of friends and peers whilst doing nothing or achieving nothing.

Can be associated with: chillin', hanging-in.

"Let's all stay in and just static cruise."
"Yeah, that sounds cool."
...
"What did you do last night?"
"Nothing much. Just some Static Cruising."

by Dunc-The-Hunk February 11, 2010