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dirty state school kids, generally like rugby league and come from shit suburbs.

the guy that will be doing the rubbish run in 2-3 years.

the chick that will be cleaning up the spilt cat food in aisle 7.
look at that statie chick in her wu-tang pants with three kids hanging of her hair and needles falling out of her pockets. is that dried semen on her leg.... why i believe it is...

''i'd tap that...... psyche.''
''dude you'd catch leprosy''
statie by muffles pants shire September 4, 2007
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A cop that is employed by the state; they only patrol the roads, and enforce traffic safety. Some staties are caring and are 'team players'. The other staties just want to act like egotistical pricks instead of acting proffesional, by acting like king shit hollywood cops, unlike real cops who keep the 'real' criminals off the streets.
"Engine 5 off at that MVC, we've got a statie trying to pull an injured woman out of that mini van, get a hold of his supervisor and tell him to get the hell away from the car before someone gets hurt."
statie by DKbikes November 14, 2007
Slang for an individual who went to a state school.
Jake is so poor, I think he's a statie
Statie by Oxford Dictionary 123 October 9, 2022
A slang term for a member of a state defense force (SDF). Often used endearingly by SDF members, and derogatorily by national guard (NG) members.
Civilian: "So I heard you're in the national guard?"

SDF Member: "No, I'm a statie."

NG Member: "Ha, stupid statie."
Statie by That_One_Statie January 19, 2025

bagged by a statie 

a massachusetts term for someone who was stopped by a state police officer on a highway or other road
"did you hear about that guy who got bagged by a statie on 495?"
bagged by a statie by egirl9998 December 18, 2018

Static Cruising 

To enjoy the company of friends and peers whilst doing nothing or achieving nothing.

Can be associated with: chillin', hanging-in.
"Let's all stay in and just static cruise."
"Yeah, that sounds cool."
...
"What did you do last night?"
"Nothing much. Just some Static Cruising."
Static Cruising by Dunc-The-Hunk February 11, 2010
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026
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