starlight express 

a weird ass musical about trains by Andrew Lloyd Webber. currently has a full time show in Bochum, Germany. There's a train trying to win the love of a carriage but theres also this other guy that already has a girlfriend but still wants to fuck the other carriage and then there's a bisexual one and hes a crackhead and the entire musical as i like to describe it, a porno with no porn, just sexualized trains. (also literally no one knows about it)

person 1: yo, have you seen starlight express
person 2: no what the fuck is that

starlight express by the really gay girl April 23, 2020

straight talk express

an obscure, expedient, variant of the reverse cowgirl, usually performed on the right wing of a fighter jet

Yo, J. 'Cain just straight talk expressed that bitch all the way from Hanoi to Saigon. Damn son!

straight talk express by Babraham Lincoln 6969 January 16, 2009