starlight express

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a weird ass musical about trains by Andrew Lloyd Webber. currently has a full time show in Bochum, Germany. There's a train trying to win the love of a carriage but theres also this other guy that already has a girlfriend but still wants to fuck the other carriage and then there's a bisexual one and hes a crackhead and the entire musical as i like to describe it, a porno with no porn, just sexualized trains. (also literally no one knows about it)

person 1: yo, have you seen starlight express
person 2: no what the fuck is that

starlight express by the really gay girl April 23, 2020

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Yo, J. 'Cain just straight talk expressed that bitch all the way from Hanoi to Saigon. Damn son!

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

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