A new business where you can get both get laid and drink coffee. Teaches you the great art of multitasking and new sex positions. Cheap prices but expensive quality.
guy#1- "dude I'm do horny and I need some coffee"
Guy#2- "let's go to Starfucks!!!"
Guy#1- "way ahead of you" *un-zips pants*
Guy#2- "let's go to Starfucks!!!"
Guy#1- "way ahead of you" *un-zips pants*
by El domarino July 4, 2014
If you want to indulge in starfucking with Washington insiders, Washington Wizards games are where it's at.
by ilk June 4, 2004
A special group intolerable people who frequent Starbucks! Not the normal customer or regular, this pos is over the top!
Barista over headseat: This guy said there is only 12 sugars in his tall coffee and he ordered 13. He wants a complete new batch brewed for the remake and won’t pull forward. God I hate starfucks!
by Gunslinger0351 February 4, 2019
by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 29, 2006
The Frappuccinos made us very horny so we decided to Starfuck.
We used the whipped cream from our lattes to Starfuck.
We used the whipped cream from our lattes to Starfuck.
by fratsarestupid April 19, 2011
by stoneham May 9, 2018
The assholes that get drinks at Starbucks. Not the normal customers, but the true fuckers that take delight in bullshit drinks and bullshit complaints.
Barista over the head seat: This starfucker in the drive through said it’s only 12 packs of sugar not the 13 he ordered. He wants a complete remake!
by Gunslinger0351 February 4, 2019
