Jenny smiled and wiggled her hips seductively, positive Angela's father would get hard seeing her dressed this way. A perfect starfucker smiled and wiggled back at her from the mirror.
by Seth February 25, 2005
Someone who defames or harms a celebrity's image by focusing and propagating untruths or rumors about the celebrity's personal life. Hence, they fuck their star.
Diane Sawyer is a starfucker extraordinaire.
by Jablome, Heywood July 6, 2006
Woman or man who prides themselves on sleeping with someone of fame. In turn they believe that they too have the same self importance.
Olga Fonda is a starfucker and a woman linked to Guy Ritchie, Ben Stiller, Ryan Gosling, Sean Penn and many more. By sleeping with them she believes she too is a star.
by tylerdirtyden January 13, 2011
by chHAad February 7, 2021
A starfuck is one who delights in making a positive impression on those in a position of power, usually of some celebrity or high political status.
Instead of hanging out with us, Steve wanted to hang out with the John Kerry advance team. What a Starfuck.
by Ralph Macchio November 6, 2004
People who fly into space in magic bubbles and land on random planets. When they get to the planets they begin to have intimate relationships with the stars. Cussing at them, falling in love with them, having sex with them, spilling out the most intimate details of their heart to them. Soon all the stars know the secrets that most people save for their diaries and therapists. And these people, they are Starfuckers.
Oh, and the greatest band ever.
Oh, and the greatest band ever.
by jinxglitter August 12, 2009
The proper (some might say "derogatory", though I hope for the sake of the world they wouldn't) term for the evil coffee making entity sometimes known as Starbucks.
Also: a game which involves trying to fuck the most attractive member of staff working in said coffe shop, whilst buying the least number of products (See also Fuckbeans).
Also: a game which involves trying to fuck the most attractive member of staff working in said coffe shop, whilst buying the least number of products (See also Fuckbeans).
by Bartender February 21, 2004