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Star Crunch 

Bottom tier snack cake. Most commonly consumed by roller operators and other homosexuals. In all areas of the world known as inferior in comparison to Zebra Cakes.
“Hey, did you see that fag eating a Star Crunch?”
“Well not everyone is bad ass enough to eat Zebra Cakes, and besides he clearly runs a roller”
Star Crunch by JusMe12345 September 10, 2022

star crunching 

It's when you are having sex with a girl, you pull it out, and you punch her in the asshole afterwards. This works for men AND women, it is not specified on a specific sex.
Same as the definition of star crunching.
star crunching by Boningmonkey August 21, 2011

star-crunchy nigger 

(n) An African American fellow with shave bumps.
"Yousa star-crunchy nigger ain't you?"

"Yo, tell Little Debbie that star-crunchy nigger is here."
star-crunchy nigger by Bustya Lipbitch September 25, 2007

Starcrunch 

The act of biting the anus of another; intimate partner or otherwise
"She was licking my gooch which was cool but then she gave me a starcrunch! That shit hurt yo."
Starcrunch by Malavio June 7, 2018

Starcrunch 

The act of biting another's anus; Intimate partner or otherwise.
"She was licking my gooch which was awesome!But then she gave me a starcrunch. That shit hurt yo."
Starcrunch by Malavio June 7, 2018
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026