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stanisława 

Stanisława is a truly amazing, polish girl who will protect her family and religion with all her heart. She is smart, funny and an amazing person to be around. Meeting her will make you want to never leave her side as she is very trustworthy. If you know a staniława, you are a very lucky person.
Person 1- "hey bro is that stanisława?"
Person 2- "yeah bro, you should meet her, shes amazing!"
stanisława by Anonymous25845 November 21, 2021
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Stanislaw 

Polish for "above the law". Generally considered a bad ass, those born with this name tend to be overly sarcasic and hate charity. They tend to die at a relatively early age due to their addiction to fast cars and women.
That guy is a real Stanislaw.
Stanislaw by Adam Wolf November 25, 2007

Stanislava 

Curly cute lady from Bulgaria, bad temper, nice smile!
Hey Stanislava, I miss you.
Stanislava by Desislavna February 3, 2010

Stanislava 

Stanislava is very sweg, and she is hot and sweet, she loves drama it's literally her hobby, the name "Stanislava" comes from Slovak origin, and it's big but like a really big moron, half people don't even know that this name exists.E N D
Stanislava
Stanislava by lučina November 21, 2021

stanisław wielkobrzuszny 

gangsta fucking fish very blue, round and funny
smokes cigarettes and makes anti-protogen propaganda
yoo look at this stanisław wielkobrzuszny lmao funny fishe

Bearded Stanislaw

Sexual position wherein a female with an overly hairy muff (70's style) sits on their partner's face, back to nose, so the bush creates a beard on the sat upon.
With summer approaching, my girl was preparing for bikini time by getting a brazillian wax. I told her, "Hold on, this is a rare opportunity to experience a Bearded Stanislaw."

Stanislava 

Girl from Beloslav, bi who likes kotkata, has no anxiety and is Taurus
Stanislava is drama maker
Stanislava by heretoeditbgshit March 8, 2020
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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