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standing up 

An olympic sport
I am standing up... can i sit now?
standing up by Coca November 9, 2003

standing-up beer 

The style/type of beer often consumed while standing up. These beer types are commonly characterized by:

- Heavy marketing to males
- Lower cost (less expensive)
- Higher volume (often purchased in bulk, i.e. 24-packs)

Standing-up beer can be consumed in a seated environment. "Standing up" is not an absolute requirement.

Standing-up beer is in direct contrast to sitting-down beer.
Common scenarios where standing-up beer is found:

- Outdoor barbecues
- Tailgating
- Bowling alleys
- NASCAR events
- Mowing the lawn
standing-up beer by beer-me September 19, 2008

Standing up school 

A school in which the primary lesson is the stand up.
Teacher: "Welcome to standing up school"

Student: *falls flat on face*

Teacher: "Aaand you failed"
Standing up school by Wassup62 September 1, 2020

shit standing up 

Refers to being so busy that you don't have time to use a restroom.

Used in the context of passing someone who wants to chat and you do not have time.
Cher: I swear, ever since I had Sonny axed, it's been non-stop busy for me.

Sting: Bloody hell! Know what you mean. Ive been running so much this week, I have to shit standing up!

Fuck me standing up 

An expression used when you were completely surprised by a situation or outcome.
We'll fuck me standing up , the eagles finally one a home game .
Fuck me standing up by Dadgad September 29, 2014

fall asleep standing up 

Term used to show how difficult a task is, or the amount of time something would require.
I’d have to fall asleep standing up to teach that girl to be DTF. So fuckin prude, it would take forever…

I ate so much pizza hut today, I’d have to fall asleep standing up to burn off all the calories.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
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