Spottease

The moment of disappointment when you think you found a parking spot in a full lot but it turns out there was just a short car/motorcycle in the spot.

Ugh, what a spottease – I was so sure that spot was free!

by Interius July 16, 2021

Commutrance

When you accidentally catch the eye of someone on public transport and you’re worried they think you’ve been staring at them for a long while.

Dude, I was in a commutrance and that girl totally caught me staring.

by Interius July 16, 2021

Brownbacks

The money one earns while taking a poop at work.

I earned at least a couple of brownbacks taking a shit today. Feels good man…

by Interius July 16, 2021

Pump Roulette

The name of the game of trying to land the gas price or gallons number exactly on .00 when filling up.

Only the gas station wins in pump roulette.

by Interius July 16, 2021

Hangry

Hangry is when you are hungry and angry at the same time.

I'm so hangry!

by Interius July 17, 2021

Saccadic Chronostasis

The phenomenon of glancing at an analog clock and seeing the second hand seems to take one really long tick and then resume normal ticking. This can happen with other blinking or switching things as well.

Was that Saccadic Chronostasis?

by Interius July 16, 2021

Dullema

The choice between two equally boring outcomes.

How am I supposed to pick one of these boring outcomes, what a dullema!

by Interius July 17, 2021