Dried out penis that has not been in use for an extended period of time.
Damn, I wish I had a girlfriend. I've had stale dick for months now.
by BigDicktionary March 11, 2015
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A dick that’s not fresh. One you don’t want to eat.
Don’t whip out a stale dick and expect me to suck it.
by Sammycole March 5, 2020
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