stale dick

Dried out penis that has not been in use for an extended period of time.

Damn, I wish I had a girlfriend. I've had stale dick for months now.

by BigDicktionary March 10, 2015

Stale Dick

A dick that’s not fresh. One you don’t want to eat.

Don’t whip out a stale dick and expect me to suck it.

by Sammycole March 4, 2020

State Dick

State patrol officers

Guy #1: Dude I got pulled over by a state patrol officer.

Guy #2: Ahhh man, gotta hate those state dicks!

by heyhaileylee October 8, 2011

Empire State Dick

Having incredible confidence reasoned by financial or career success.

1) yo man ever since the promotion, I've grown that empire state dick.
2) Wow, the way he walks and talks screams "Empire State Dick"
3) Holy shit i just feel like I've got that Empire State Dick energy lately

by theTwins68 March 25, 2020

scale dick

When a womans vaginal secretions dry on a man's dick, giving it a flakey, scaley appearance

Man, stay away from her, she will give you a bad case of {scale dick!)

by Trapper McAlpine August 7, 2009

long dick style

Long Dick Style is a method of intercourse where the rhythm is slow but deep and thorough. It is most effective with a long penis (preferably 8 inches or more). The penis is inserted into the vagina all the way in using a slow, smooth stroke. You pull out slowly as well right until the head of the penis is about to fall out and then you sink back in slow. Rinse, repeat. This allows the female to feel every inch of your long dick. It also increases effectiveness by rotating your hips and doing a "stir the coffee" motion with your stroke. Long dicking is only possible when the man is in a dominant position where he can control the stroke: missionary, doggie, or lazybone (sideways). Playing R&B and matching your stroke to the bass line of the song also increases effectiveness. Be aware of the side effects though. While long dicking a woman can greatly increase your chances of getting breakfast in the morning, it can also take your relationship to a whole other level that you may not want to take it.

I finally got to pipe this new girl I met. I hit it from the back..long dick style.

by G19G26 May 18, 2016

long dick style

I'm Tyrone, and I came here to fuck your wife. LONG DICK STYLE

LONG DICK STYLE

by I'm Tyrone and came to fuck June 3, 2016