stagger foot Share definition Flag The person who has stagger foot is a person who is so drunk they can barely walk. Guy 1: Man check out that fool over there with his stagger foot. Guy 2: He needs to go lay down. Oh great, now he just pissed himself. stagger foot by jimmybomm July 15, 2021 0 0 Get merch Get the stagger foot mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch