stage boner

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a term used for when a person feels attraction to another person while that person is performing/singing

devin gives me such a stage boner!

when josh was singing that one note i got a massive stage boner!

stage boner by morrisgillian June 15, 2018

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State Boner

A synonym for american nationalism. An act of treating the United States like a god that controls all other countries and neglecting any arguments or discussions that do not involve and/or insult the US.

Man, Johnny is a real nationalist. He gets a state boner every time he hears the anthem.

State Boner by ThatSneakyGuy December 25, 2010

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Related Words

stage boner • stale boner • State Boner • stage fright • stage 5 clinger • Stage Crew • stage five clinger • stage manager • stage dive • stage 5

stale boner

a boner that looks and feels fine to anyone but you
stale morning blood running through your shaft,
perhaps still with the morning
making you spiral with the lazy of the morning

she didn't notice my stale boner, so we did it anyway

stale boner by fghj8889999 June 21, 2021

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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