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Statertot 

An intellectual toddler who licks government boots. A sycophantic suckup brown noser kneeler of the highest order. Someone who thinks law is morality. Someone who isn't brave enough to personally load you into the boxcars, but who would gladly rat you out to their beloved authorities.
"I think we're all getting tired of these left statertot vs right statertot popularity contests aka elections."
Statertot by Ironborn October 1, 2019
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Skatertodd 

A.K.A Skittle ted, loves taking the piss out of any mistake in a twitch chat but also generous
FizzleMCcoy's stream chat skatertodd
Skatertodd by Anonymousstreamer January 6, 2019

Sladertot 

A smart but retarded nappy haired, way to energetic white boy with really tiny hands...really tiny.
God that sladertot is really annoying today.

Sladertot has the tiniest hands compared to his larger body.
Sladertot by ST to the max July 11, 2021

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026