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SSFTB by UltraStrongGoat October 1, 2021
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ssftb • softball • Softboys • softball player • Softbody • softball girls • SAFTB • sftb • SFTBC • Softbank Hawks
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softbodied
usually refers to a female who is not skinny but is also not fat. It is considered a term of endearment and in no way an insult. It is the opposite of the 80s term "Hardbodied" which use to refer to women who worked out all the time and had very "hard" bodies.
softbodied by xxforeverxgoldxx March 25, 2009
softballer
A girl, usually between ages 12 and 21, who is obsessed with softball. plays at least twice a week, often rejects invitations to hang out because of softball.
girl A: Hey wanna sleep over my house on friday night? theres gunna be mad weed and my parents won't be home.
girl B: can't, sorry, i have a softball tournament all weekend. i'm a go hard softballer.
girl B: can't, sorry, i have a softball tournament all weekend. i'm a go hard softballer.
softballer by SoftballFreak April 28, 2011
suck a softball through a straw
Used to define a girl (or guy) who is so experienced in sucking, it is supposed that she/he could suck anything
suck a softball through a straw by Venix May 27, 2014
National kiss a softball player day
A day where you show love to your favorite softball player, with a kiss on the cheek or lips 😏
November 12th
November 12th
National kiss a softball player day by Bon Martin October 24, 2019
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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