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Sram: another word for Feces, Poo, Turd, Shit, Richard the third, Cleveland steamer.

can also be used for an item or thing that never works correctly and constantly needs fixing.
e.g. (not working) your bike has Sram components, you need Shimano.
OR
(shit) That shop is full of Sram
SRAM by CHRISDOFMAN May 12, 2020
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Fan made game mode on league of legends, Semi-Random-All-Mid it's like Aram but better
i can't wait to crush miaow in srams tonight
SRAM by GribzLeChat October 6, 2020
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multi functioanl word that can be inserted into any situation where one finds themself at a loss for words. It can be used to convey any human emotion, depending on how you say it.
wow that cran-tangerine juice was Sram

>Did you get accepted to be on Jeopardy?
<Nope.
>Sram.
sram by b-randon March 31, 2004
An intense dark light. Possibly harmful.
“The sram of the thrusters are deep dark and dangerous to touch.”
Sram by LilProbeInn June 16, 2026

turd srambler

a being who gyrates the fecal matter of another human being with their genatallia inserted in the anus
Look at that cum eater over there (Steve Thompson) he is a definite turd srambler!
turd srambler by BENJAMININO February 27, 2008
A troll-like creature that prefers not to live under bridges, but in shady corners of old ladies' bedrooms. When given the chance, he will steal their panties for use in rubbing his syphilitic phallus. Unfortunately, this action rarely ends in climax. Rather, it culminates in a poor little old lady crying to her church social about why she smells like sex and shame.
That Sramek jumped out from behind my curtains again last night.
sramek by j-merc October 27, 2010

turd srambler

a being who gyrates the fecal matter of another human being with their genatallia inserted in the anus
Look at that cum eater over there (Steve Thompson) he is a definite turd srambler!

turd srambler by BENJAMININO February 23, 2008
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