noun or verb - variation of agape love, bordering on Eros. When you feel that, but for some small but significant obstacle or difference, you could build towards happily ever after with a person you are feeling sqloze.
Typically used when the object of affection shares your feeling but is unavailable because of age, marital status or sexual orientation.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.