squirved

As in turning or HYDROPLANING at the last minute. To jolt or to suddenly swerve around something.

The boy squirved on the wet road and scared the girl in the passenger seat.

by shoshieiscool March 11, 2011

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Squirve

To swerve to avoid a squirrel while operating a vehicle

DAMN I just killed this guy because I had to squirve but it’s ok because the squirrel survived #squirrellivesmatter #squirvist

by Lil Squirvy ;) July 4, 2020

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squirmedy

A comedy that causes the viewer to cringe and squirm.

BOY: That episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm was very funny, but it made me really uncomfortable.
GIRL: What do you expect? It's a squirmedy!

by Myron Schnitzel January 12, 2008

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Squirted

When a girl is in the middle of an orgasm that she squirts cum out her pussy

"jane, I squirted 5 meters last night"
"Anna, well I squirted 6

by Thechavman September 23, 2019

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Squired

Term coined by general anti-Matt Squire people. Used a general term for fail or general exclamations of fml. A verb, e.g. to be Squired, or "you got Squired!"

K: Guess what? My mom finally got a job!
T: Really? What does she do?
K: I'm not sure yet. I know it's something to with photography or magazines.
T: Oh so that's why I saw her in Playboy!
K: ...

K got Squired.

by Parafamily March 29, 2009

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