squirved 

As in turning or HYDROPLANING at the last minute. To jolt or to suddenly swerve around something.

The boy squirved on the wet road and scared the girl in the passenger seat.

squirved by shoshieiscool March 11, 2011

Squirve 

To swerve to avoid a squirrel while operating a vehicle

DAMN I just killed this guy because I had to squirve but it’s ok because the squirrel survived #squirrellivesmatter #squirvist

Squirve by Lil Squirvy ;) July 4, 2020

squirmedy

A comedy that causes the viewer to cringe and squirm.

BOY: That episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm was very funny, but it made me really uncomfortable.
GIRL: What do you expect? It's a squirmedy!

squirmedy by Myron Schnitzel January 12, 2008

Squirted

When a girl is in the middle of an orgasm that she squirts cum out her pussy

"jane, I squirted 5 meters last night"
"Anna, well I squirted 6

Squirted by Thechavman September 23, 2019

Squired 

Term coined by general anti-Matt Squire people. Used a general term for fail or general exclamations of fml. A verb, e.g. to be Squired, or "you got Squired!"

K: Guess what? My mom finally got a job!
T: Really? What does she do?
K: I'm not sure yet. I know it's something to with photography or magazines.
T: Oh so that's why I saw her in Playboy!
K: ...

K got Squired.

Squired by Parafamily March 29, 2009

Squired 

When a girl wears a strap-on and takes a man up the arse.
Thus being squired.

The missus squired me last night

Squired by tummytank September 9, 2010

squirled 

To kill a wild squirl.

Wow I just totally squirled!

squirled by Jim Huntington November 8, 2007