squirrel handed 

To have a squirrel for a hand

Some people are squirrel handed. Gregor is a weird name.

squirrel handed by The Bob!!! September 20, 2003

squirrel handed 

Having a squirrel for a hand. A rare condition, first discovered in one of Strongbad's emails.

Gregor is a weird name.

squirrel handed by omg! September 19, 2003

squirrel handed 

when one has a squirrel instead of a left hand
(see Kid's book-SBemail- Homestarrunner)

Gregor is a weird name

squirrel handed by *tweak* September 19, 2003

squirrel handed 

the act of sitting around holding your nuts

I was sitting there squirrel handed watching TV.

squirrel handed by Nick Pawloski September 19, 2003

squirrel handed 

to put your hand on a womans pussy
its what happens a when a date goes really well

friend: how was your date last night
you: i got squirrel handed

squirrel handed by gimme lovin September 20, 2003

squirrel-handed 

To have a squirrel protruding from one's arm, in the place where one's hand generally resides.

Some people are squirrel-handed. Gregor is a weird name.
...
Everyone is different. No two people are not on fire.
Awww.

squirrel-handed by Fugerko.? December 30, 2003

squirrel-handed 

Someone who compulsively scales trees when surprised.


Some people are about to be run over, Frankie has about 5 seconds

Some people wear glasses, Beth looks
like a dude

Some people have rigged the enemy base with explosives, Albert has

Some people are being fangouriously devoured by a gelatinous monster, Hillary's legs are being digested

Ahhhh! I am surprised, I had better scale a tree.

squirrel-handed by Big Mac January 20, 2005