*tweak*'s definitions

kid's book

the best strong bad email as of yet

"Everyone is different. No two people are not on fire. AWWWW"

by *tweak* October 8, 2003

Crush

a painful experience, very common amoung middle schoolers (and high schooler's and even adults to a lesser degree) that involves being obsessed with a member of the opposite sex (or the same sex, if u prefer), being attracted to them physically (most common), or emotionally- also called 'puppy love'
also: the object of this affection
Verb: crushing

He has a huge crush on her.
Her crush is hot, but unworthy of her affections.
I'm totally crushing on him.

by *tweak* September 8, 2003

Tony Blair

The prime minister of britain who is unfortunately turning into Bush's right-hand man

Tony Blair needs to get Britain out of Bush's control

by *tweak* September 19, 2003

Vic

one of the more well-published 'patriots' on this site. one of the people wjo disagree with Not proud To be and American
also see- brainless sheep

Vic is a fool

by *tweak* October 3, 2003

Internet

at best: a boundless source of information, and a convenient way to keep in touch with people
at worst: a world of porn, blogs, and hackers

The Interent is over-rated

by *tweak* October 3, 2003

woman

the female half of the human race. different from man in a few ways
1. More creative due to more right-brained-ness
2. Slighter smaller muscle mass
3. The ability to give birth
4. Usually more emotional due to biology
5. Usually less sex-crazed, again due to biology
6. and the obvious

Women are equal to men, and whoever say otherwise needs to be put in jail.

by *tweak* January 4, 2006

Strong Bad

awesome

hey, people who say he's not funny..if he's so terrible, why are you reading his emails?

by *tweak* October 3, 2003