squirrel gag 

When a big black man chokes a small asian woman during sex. The noise she makes sounds like a squirrel gagging.

Jerome: Ah hell yeah!

Tyler: What's the matter Jerome?

Jerome: My girl wants me to do some squirrel gag!

squirrel gag by OFFENSIVE WORD FOR A BLACK MAN February 2, 2018

squirrelgasm 

Intense pleasure experienced by a dog in chasing nimble, furry-tailed, rodents up a tree. Squirrelgasms are not often experienced by humans, however.

Friend: Dude, your dog's totally out of it on the sofa.
You: Yah - he's sleeping off the multiple squirrelgasms he had in the park this afternoon.

squirrelgasm by Albedo March 21, 2009

squirrelbagging

Extreme lack of focus or highly distracted. The unproductive feeling that your day is like opening a bag of squirrels and then futilely chasing them around.

Another unproductive day wasted squirrelbagging.

squirrelbagging by CaNERDian August 18, 2024