squigarious

1. The correct way of pronouncing "sacrilegious".
2. Stupidly vagarious.

A: "I ate cereal today."
B: "Cereal tastes like wood sharpenings! Squigarious!"

squigarious by HYPatate March 25, 2021

Squitacious 

When faecal matter, of an animal or human, has the consistency of wet peanut butter - has a significant amount of “squelch” to it.

Mandy: STEVE, THE DOGS DONE A SH*T ON THE CARPET AGAIN!

Steve: Jesus; that’s squitacious, I’m going to need a scraper to get that up.

Squitacious by Jazoo June 2, 2022