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Squibbin 

The act of trying to eat fried octopus with Brussel sprout and eggnog but you accidentally choke OR fall asleep and launch it across the room and start a food fight which causes someone to pour eggnog down your pants. It may often be taken as rude and always mistaken for being on purpose. Often used in more southern regions of America, in Mexico, and Africa.
“Did you see the news last night? Apparently some 16 year olds started a Squibbin at a hibachi restaurant which resulted in someone starting a fire. It was insane.”
Squibbin by IRONCALLYtabitha March 14, 2025
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squabbin' 

Man, them fools was squabbin' last night!
squabbin' by John Smackenhoes January 3, 2010

squibbon 

A creature evolved from the modern squid, that has developed a concrete social structure and has taken to swinging through the trees like a gibbon. In 200 million years, the Squibbon will inherit "civilization" from we petty vertibrates.

Featured on the BBC's "The Future Is Wild"
"The squibbons swung from branch to branch, their boneless tentacles allowing complete flexibility in mobility"
squibbon by Matthew February 11, 2004

Squibbing 

The state of being in which you are intoxicanted to such a great extent that you feel as if you're melting and therefore useless as a human .
'dude did you see Bedgie up there by the speakers?
'yeah man he was fucking squibbing!'
Squibbing by Squibber23 November 21, 2019

squibbie 

Squbbie means when your feeling hibbie and you just want to squibbie
Are you a squibbie
squibbie by Hibbie December 1, 2017

Squibbits 

Unidentifiable bits of roadkill that may be squirrel-bits or squished rabbits, or in an unlikely event, roadkilled squid.
We're having squibbit stew tonight.
A specialized dive where one twists around in the air and dives into the water facing the board. This looks both rediculous and hilarious. Those who can do it are called "squibs".

"Hey Bill do a squibdink dive."
"Hey Squib, you goin to the splash hop?"
He's a complete squibdink.
squibdink by tjkenny January 27, 2008