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squeezey cheesy 

the act of getting lucky with a pregnant chick, but it doesnt stop there. while she is giving you head you bend over and squeeze her dairy jugs, thus making her lactate. You put this lactate in between her tits and start to tity fuck resulting in your penis churning the milk turning it into cheese. ( great on quesadillas)
"Did you hear what georgie did to kendall last night?"
"no what?"
"he gave her a squeezey cheesy!"
"ahh theyre disgusting"
squeezey cheesy by vortexwolf13 October 3, 2011
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Cheesy Squeeze 

a sex act where person A puts the tip of a can of cheese whiz into person B's asshole and sprays some into person B's ass, then person B shits it into person A's mouth
yeah, I totally got a cheesy squeeze from your girlfriend last night. It tasted like shit.

Squeeze Cheese 

To Fart, have flatulance, bad wind etc.
Dude, why did you squeeze cheese - that stinks !
Squeeze Cheese by Zeflar July 1, 2004

Squeeze Cheese 

To make a gaseous expullation, whereas the title refers to the squeezing of buttcheeks together, and the cheesy smell of the gaseous output.
Dude, if you're gonna fart, gonna squeeze cheese, let me know, I'll hit the fan.

Squeeze cheese 

Trying to expel a fart using force, usually with the intent of creating or maximizing noise.
When the movie theater got quiet, I tried to squeeze cheese to get a good laugh.
Squeeze cheese by Two11two February 20, 2009

squeeze cheese 

Fart only to fart that little bit extra and actually shit yourself a bit.
squeeze cheese by Starsky July 30, 2003

Cheese Squeeze 

A colloquial expression to announce one's need to go take a massive dump.
Gentlemen, I'll return in 5. I can hold no longer. I must cheese squeeze.
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