A squeeze off is when two big burly men go in for a handshake and squeeze each others wrist until one passes out.
by Foobies September 01, 2022

to defecate; go number two
by C.C. Black March 25, 2007

"Lastnight at my mother in laws house, the meatloaf was so good I had to go to the restroom and squeeze one off"
by ChuckU.Farley March 25, 2009
