Definitions by ChuckU.Farley

Oyster Kisses 

The female equivalent of a Teabag.

"That chick bounced her pussy on my face and it felt like Oyster Kisses"

Oyster Kisses by ChuckU.Farley March 25, 2009

Squeeze one off

Male masturbation, generally when not at home.

"Lastnight at my mother in laws house, the meatloaf was so good I had to go to the restroom and squeeze one off"

Squeeze one off by ChuckU.Farley March 25, 2009