The lamest cartoon ever made, which makes it even sadder that this show and The Fairly Oddparents are the only two remaining shows of Nickelodeon's good years. A show about an annoying sea-sponge and his equally annoying friends with plots and "jokes" that make every kid in America think they can get whatever they want by going through life acting like a brain-dead moron.
Watching Spongebob Squarepants is very dangerous to one's intellect. My friend watched an episode last month and forgot how to use the toilet for a week.
by GaaraoftheDamned November 25, 2012
A short, yellowish fellow with more than the recommended amount of holes. Also cannot drive, because he can't reach the pedals.
1) TAKIN' OUT THE TRASH, at night . Said Spongebob Squarepants
2) look at that Spongebob that just crashed!
2) look at that Spongebob that just crashed!
by Deadasadodo March 15, 2012
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by windy gardiner October 30, 2007
A children's anime about a slice of swiss cheese, a mentally retarded (possibly psychotic) starfish, a squid with a dick as a nose, a sexually transmitted disease, and a typical American.
by Koolkay109 March 3, 2018
A semi-mythical half man-half firefighter who is said to reside at station 4, but is never seen there. Legend has it he's been seen at all the other stations in the department and even shows up on fires off-duty.
by Spongy April 4, 2005