A low quality cartoon idolized by 16 year old boys that wear 'My Little Pony' t-shirts.
It is hypothesized by many critics that SpongeBob Squarepants is the modern day equivalent of bloody fecal matter, yet a majority of people argue that bloody fecal matter is far more humorous.
It is hypothesized by many critics that SpongeBob Squarepants is the modern day equivalent of bloody fecal matter, yet a majority of people argue that bloody fecal matter is far more humorous.
I would rather shove a handfull of razors in my asshole and listen to Celine Dions entire compilation of music than to watch a single episode of SpongeBob Squarepants.
by Tam Datson May 8, 2003
by poohriocartoonfan1 March 5, 2015
Patrick jizzed all over Squiward's face and used Spongebob Squarepants soak up the rest of the jizz on the floor.
by MickSwagger March 29, 2009
Bob:Hey John, you seen that girl with the huge rack?
John: I seen it, but she also got a spongebob squarepants too. yikes
John: I seen it, but she also got a spongebob squarepants too. yikes
by BWheezy January 31, 2008
A gay little fagit sponge who loves to rape patrick starr and give him blowjobs.He can't drive because hes always high on crack, and yet one time he got so horney with mr. crabs he took out is tiny sponge dick and burned it on the grill until the hornyness goes away then he'll go anel his snail,Gary with his ,tiny, burnt sponge penis
Spongebob Squarepants: "Oh Fuck Mr. crabs is sooooooo hot ....DAMN getting horney FUCK WHAT TO DO!!!! I know ill burn my tiny dick on the grill so im never horney again": Sponge bob is now burning his dick: Spongebob: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Later...
Spongebob:" NOOOOOO what have i done now i can never have sex with Pat anymore i need to get horney but how?.........I KNOW!! Gary come here"(Spongebob sticks his tiny burnt penis in garys poop hole
Spongebob: OHHHH FUUUCKKK YEHHH THAT FEELS GOOD GARY!!!!!!!!
Gary: mmeeeeoooowww(help!)
Later...
Spongebob:" NOOOOOO what have i done now i can never have sex with Pat anymore i need to get horney but how?.........I KNOW!! Gary come here"(Spongebob sticks his tiny burnt penis in garys poop hole
Spongebob: OHHHH FUUUCKKK YEHHH THAT FEELS GOOD GARY!!!!!!!!
Gary: mmeeeeoooowww(help!)
by Alpine11011 September 3, 2009
A retarded show that teenybopper girls obsess over. Its only good characters are Squidward and Plankton.
I can't even last 3 seconds on DDR MAX2's "Nearly 130" course because Patrick and SpongeBob kept stomping all over me and fooling around on the machine instead of actually playing.
by dj gs68 July 11, 2003
the most stupidest show in the world. It is NOT funny AT ALL and I blame it most for getting Invader Zim cancelled....whoever made Spongebob is a stupid redneck and should be shot and killed!
by Dirge February 13, 2005