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splass
A splinter in the ass,usually done while moving from a sitting position on wood or wood-like materials. A splass is very irritating and will hurt if rubbed against.
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splassback
DMasterF: "Damn, Wigga! Whys yo pants wet?"
Fauntleroy DQ: "Fuck me runnin'! Ima hadda a splassback from yo Mamma's fried chicken comin out my azz!"
Fauntleroy DQ: "Fuck me runnin'! Ima hadda a splassback from yo Mamma's fried chicken comin out my azz!"
splassback by fucwad June 13, 2004
Spass
Is the when sperm inside a womens anus comes back out with associated wind. Usually has a brown tinge.
Spass by b19ledders August 25, 2010
Spassky Bishop Block
A public urination concealment technique in which a male hides his penis between his hand and a tree or other object so nobody sees his ding-dong. Its name comes from an episode of Saved by the Bell.
Spassky Bishop Block by LazerPhazer June 15, 2010
spassmonkey
spass (german for "fun")
monkey (english for "monkey")
spassmonkey is a well-known web celebrity who can often found swinging around the web, eating bananas.
he is also the spiritual leader of 'the children of hanuman' monkey cult.
monkey (english for "monkey")
spassmonkey is a well-known web celebrity who can often found swinging around the web, eating bananas.
he is also the spiritual leader of 'the children of hanuman' monkey cult.
spassmonkey by jimbob April 23, 2004
Spass
When someone ask you smash or pass and you don't know which one you want to choose so you say “spass”
Spass by Ya boi hunter December 24, 2019
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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