When you have to take a dump really bad and barely make it to the toilet in time and let loose all at once and it's wet and splashes all over the sides of the toilet bowl with a loud noise and sticks to the sides and takes several flushes to make it dissappear.
I'll wait until I get home and use my own bathroom. Someone sputterbutted all over the place in this one.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)