When your dump is on the cusp of your sphinct and your baloon knot begins sputtering out small moist farts in rapid succession until you have the chance to release your brown baby.
Jim: Dude we need to pullover!
Steve: Why?
Jim: That second cup of coffee this morning has my butt sputtering.
Steve: Why?
Jim: That second cup of coffee this morning has my butt sputtering.
by WillyCV December 23, 2014
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