spurgle

To spaz out completely and do something really weird with your arms.
She had a spurgle attack.
by turnips101 May 20, 2015
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spurgled

To be sperm burgled. To become intentionally inseminated without the consent or knowledge of the poor bloke involved in the intercourse.
I can't believe that bitch spurgled me, now I'm stuck with this nutter for the next 18...
by Leewrong August 30, 2017
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Spurgle

The act of inserting the male's testicles into the female's anus. She will then attempt to expel them via flatulence.
The first time Keith had his girlfriend spurgle him he did not realize she had eaten Chinese food earlier that day and he was in for a surprise.
by jcm65 July 27, 2010
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Spurgle

The semen that runs down your cock when you remove a condom after a long game of "Fuck"
Wow that was great sweetie. Ah fuck, I got spurgle on your sheets. Spurgle is the semen leftover in my condom. Here, taste!
by Richard Cravings July 15, 2009
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Spurgle

A spurgle is an incompetent, overbearing, self-important, pompous buffoon.
Our boss is a walking disaster, a total spurgle.
by OldSEEngineer August 19, 2023
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Spurgle

The act of double dipping,or dropping other food particles in peanut butter, or jam or jelly.
" Mom!, Tommy's gonna spurgle the peanut butter! "
by JB McDuffie May 19, 2007
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Spurgle

The sound you make while/after sucking some prime cock.
Fig 1: Did she like the dick sucking yesterday.
Fig 2: Ya she totaly spurgled for me
FIg 1: OHHH yeahhhh
by gayman6900 August 26, 2022
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