spunkcloth

A spunkcloth is any material used to wipe up semen after ejaculating and no tissues to hand. Examples include the curtains, duvet cover, hand towel or items of clothing.

"Shit out of tissues, nevermind the curtains will have to make do as a spunkcloth"

"Last night was shagging this girl in alleyway, whipped it out and used her skirt as a spunkcloth!"

spunkcloth by jamz b December 3, 2011

Sir Spunkalot 

A person who cums/jizzes/creams etc five or more times a day.

Person 1: Damn I jizzed five times yesterday!
Person 2: Woah, that makes you a Sir Spunkalot.
Person 1: Really??
Person 2: Yeaah

Sir Spunkalot by Friend of Sir Spunkalot August 2, 2010

Spunkslot 

A slot where you can deposit your load of spunk.
A slot type hole.

A womans fanny
A womans/mans arse
A womans/mans mouth

these are all types of slot samples.
She took my load in the spunkslot.

Spunkslot by bobb todd April 16, 2008