spruce moose 

a line in the simpsons

smithers we will ride the new model plane i built. its callad the spruce moose

spruce moose by ben johnssonn May 20, 2005

spruce moose 

A phrasal verb often used in a sharehouse by a tidier housemate to a less tidy housemate, softly indicating an immediate or planned cleaning of the shared house.

Gareth: Hey mate, happy birthday!
Aaron: Cheers mate
Aaron: Hey we need to have a spruce moose bro, there are people coming over
Gareth: Ah, true

spruce moose by thishappenedatgas August 17, 2018

spruce moose 

Spruce Moose, the tall guy who walks with a swagger and drools a lot, frequently found talking on his cell phone to nobody. Yelling out obcenities such as "hit that pussy" "Thats easy pussy" and the ever so popular "I already hit that pussy". You can find this man walking on the bridge by himself after the club closes.

Oh shit, here comes the Spruce Moose!

spruce moose by Nathan Bruce September 4, 2006

Blue Spruce Moose Juice 

a certain type of weed that is blue and runny when strained(or filtered). found in canada deep in the canadian forests very rare in value.

i went to canada this summer i found some saweeeet Blue Spruce Moose Juice

realziez

yup

Blue Spruce Moose Juice by pocahontis busstop July 1, 2011