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spruce moose 

smithers we will ride the new model plane i built. its callad the spruce moose
spruce moose by ben johnssonn May 20, 2005
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spruce moose 

A phrasal verb often used in a sharehouse by a tidier housemate to a less tidy housemate, softly indicating an immediate or planned cleaning of the shared house.
Gareth: Hey mate, happy birthday!
Aaron: Cheers mate
Aaron: Hey we need to have a spruce moose bro, there are people coming over
Gareth: Ah, true
spruce moose by thishappenedatgas August 17, 2018

spruce moose 

Spruce Moose, the tall guy who walks with a swagger and drools a lot, frequently found talking on his cell phone to nobody. Yelling out obcenities such as "hit that pussy" "Thats easy pussy" and the ever so popular "I already hit that pussy". You can find this man walking on the bridge by himself after the club closes.
Oh shit, here comes the Spruce Moose!
spruce moose by Nathan Bruce September 4, 2006

Blue Spruce Moose Juice 

a certain type of weed that is blue and runny when strained(or filtered). found in canada deep in the canadian forests very rare in value.
i went to canada this summer i found some saweeeet Blue Spruce Moose Juice

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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