grundle sprout

1. A hair located on the grundle/taint/chode.
2. A derogatory term describing someone as unintelligent and/or lacking in hygene.

1. My girlfriend is happy now that I've shaved all of my grundle sprouts.
2. "Don't put your mouth on the carton you grundle sprout!"

by the chene August 25, 2006

sprout sandwich

A big hairy pussy, resembling a bunch of alfalfa sprouts stuffed in between bread.

Sally has a sprout sandwich. OR. No way man, I'm not eating that sprout sandwich!

by jimisurf September 4, 2006

Russell Sprouts

Combination of "Brussel Sprouts" and "Russell." An affectionate term for the children of anybody with the first or last name of Russell.

How are the Russell Sprouts doing?

Great, Johnny is 5, and Suzy is 7 now.

by Ae5Ea8 March 18, 2015

dog sprout

A rather large dog egg clinging to the arse hair on a dog..hard on the outside with a almost truffle like centre

Oh look....Pauls seems to have a big raison on his scone..oh no its actually a dog sprout off sahshas arse that has been accidently flicked onto his scone by no other person then shazza

by Queen of Harworth August 3, 2006

Brothel Sprouts

children concieved from orgies

Tha tute has brothel sproats like a farmer has cabbage patches

by John Metcalf May 14, 2004

Bean Sprout

The female clit aka lady bean in an engorged state from sexual arousal.

By the time I got home, Kelly had already worked up a bean sprout so I had to hit it good.

by Eaton Holgoode February 24, 2017

alfalfa sprouts

1) A crisp green sprout from the alfalfa seed. (Edible)

2) A term for pubes. Usually used by chefs to disguise the fact that they are "garnishing the dish". Waitress tend to be not too keen on delivering pubes to a customers table intentionally, thus the reason for the deception.

Chef 1: I’m all out of alfalfa sprouts for this fucktards meal, have you got any spare?

Chef 2: Why haven’t you got any?

Chef 1: I shaved ‘em off!

Chef 2: You’re a fag.

Chef 1: Fuck you! My lady said she’d deep throat me if I shaved ‘em all off… so I did!

Chef 2: Ok, but your still a fag! Here’s the alfalfa sprouts.

by tesfurdo November 21, 2006