spri 

Abbreviation for the popular midwest volleyball club "Sports Performance Volleyball" club. If you aren't playing on one of their teams, you most likely aren't that skilled.

"Oh man, that kid can't even bounce."

"He should've played spri!"

spri by spri May 11, 2016

spring day 

The most awesome song ever

Bts just released a new song it's called spring day

spring day by Jhorse the Sun July 25, 2017

connie springer

To be bald and awesome, at the same time!

"Damn, what a Connie Springer!" He gestured towards the bald man.

connie springer by Jeanconnie November 19, 2014

sprinted 

When a cell carrier holds your phone hostage because of a "Financial Eligibility Check" under the guise of "protecting" you, in case your phone was stolen. This makes it impossible to bring your phone to a new carrier until you pay off any outstanding charges. This brings you into a cycle of owing them into perpetuity if you wish to port your phone number AND device. If you buy a new phone, you lose the number. If you port the number, you can't use the phone for at least 30 days, even if there's no outstanding balances.

Yo, I ported my cell number, but the new carrier says I can't use my phone because of a Financial Eligibility Check. WTF?

Sucks.

What'll I do now?

Buy a new phone. You got sprinted, brah.

sprinted by TheDarkTaoEr March 19, 2017

Irish Spring green 

When the YouTuber FlightReacts makes a shot with a green release in an NBA 2K game

Flight: *makes green shot* “IRISH SPRING GREEN GREEN GREEN GREEN NIGGA”

Irish Spring green by W Demigod February 20, 2019

sprich deutsch du hurensohn 

A phrase used by germans with Ehre

Where is the next train station?

sprich deutsch du hurensohn

sprich deutsch du hurensohn by Zivilcourage August 29, 2020

Spring Routi 

A similar effect to an excessive amount of fake tan being applied where the culprit has an orange appearance. In the instance of a spring routi an individual has their back door smashed in. On completion the receiver defecates into their hands and smears the excrement all over themselves to simulate a tan. They hope to be still appealing to their partner whilst being in a vulnerable position and also having a prolapsed colon seeping of semen.. The tan is too apparent and a little out of sorts hence the term spring routi, as you wouldn’t be bronzed up in spring

Here comes Dion, he still has remanence of his spring routi with Chucky last night.

Spring Routi by Dirk Rictor2 September 26, 2019