up the spout

Idiom used for a situation that has gone awry, or wrong.
A British term for something that has been ruined.

The US economy is going up the spout.
Tony Blair has gone up the spout.

by Niklit January 7, 2008

cracker spout

slang term for the mouth when telling someone to shut up. synonymous with pie hole, cum dumpster, etc.

seal the cracker spout, or it's curtains!

by ravenflesh June 23, 2008

baby spout

Another term for a woman's vagina, esp. when she is almost or currently pregnant.

"Yeah, she popped another one out the baby spout." Or "I got me up in that baby spout."

by Ashley November 30, 2004

up the spout

pregnant, usually unplanned, as in Up the Pole

She's gone and got herself up the spout, or...
From the great Irish film, The Snapper: "She's gone and got herself up the pole."

Also see Snapper: Fetus, Unborn Baby

by Petra777 January 5, 2008

Whale Spout

The Whale Spout is when a guy is jacking off and spouts cum all over his partner. He then proceeds to pee all over the room while screaming like a whale

Damn bro, I think Jenna loved the Whale Spout I gave her the other night!

by Dequarious Demarcus Bartholemy March 16, 2022

Shit spout

The body cavity also know as the "anus."

John allowed Mary to put her finger in his shit spout on Prom night.

by Charlie Doherty December 10, 2010

up the spout

Found in the Military(Canada's, The US's and Elsewhere), This means to load your weapon, or denote that your weapon is already loaded...

E.g, The Glock-17 holds 16 rounds: 15 in the magasine and 1 up the spout.

by J. Michael Reiter January 5, 2008